The Compulsive Squire

Where Outstanding Humour Meets Desperate Boredom

Category Archives: Live Action

Bruce Lee Has The Force

Graceful, like a deer. Fierce, like a bear. High-waisted trousers, like Adam Driver.


Super Mario Cat Bros

The mushroom kingdom as a whole is one vape cloud transition away from being an acid trip. Who’s to say this isn’t canon?

The Battlegrounds Movie

The ultimate tale of teamwork, skill and resourcefulness. And really resisting the urge to start teabagging.
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Anime Fidget Spinners

Until the after school cartoon comes out, you’ll have to make do with this.