The Compulsive Squire

Where Outstanding Humour Meets Desperate Boredom

Category Archives: Sketch

Hot Girl From Work

They say every man thinks about sex every 7 seconds. It turns out, it’s actually 7 little men trying not to mention sex every second.


The Bourne Wipe

Just another reason why no-one should ever buy a smart car.

The Day The Earth Stopped Masturbating

Just a humourous short film trailer, centering around exactly what everyone thinks the French do all day.



Nothing like the nuanced, provocative, steamy, romance-shunting, commitment-avoiding, verbally-binding post-date negotiations of new love.


If Google Was A Guy

College Humor’s “If Google Was A Guy” series really captures the inane randomness of the general public, with the absolute nonsense of all the worlds information being available in a filing cabinet system like that scene from Bruce Almighty.