The Compulsive Squire

Where Outstanding Humour Meets Desperate Boredom

Category Archives: Sketch

How To Get Out Of The Friendzone

Wil Aime pulls off a slick, tightly edited, dual-performance which unequivocally dispels the friendzone. And grants you the permission to tell your friends you watch French film.


Hot Girl From Work

They say every man thinks about sex every 7 seconds. It turns out, it’s actually 7 little men trying not to mention sex every second.

The Bourne Wipe

Just another reason why no-one should ever buy a smart car.

The Day The Earth Stopped Masturbating

Just a humourous short film trailer, centering around exactly what everyone thinks the French do all day.


Nothing like the nuanced, provocative, steamy, romance-shunting, commitment-avoiding, verbally-binding post-date negotiations of new love.