The Compulsive Squire

Where Outstanding Humour Meets Desperate Boredom

Category Archives: Pokémon

The Perfect PokéRap

Brian David Gilbert has solidified his status as a Pokémon Master with this presentation at PAX East 2019. The man takes his audience on an entertaining, emotional and (above all) educational quest, culminating in a PokéRap featuring all current 812 Pokémon. And, while his effort and genius deserves all your time and attention, if you’d like to get straight to the top, Polygon has uploaded the song only which can be found here.

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Pokécito

The challenge isn’t remembering the lyrics to the song, Despacito, for homophonic accuracy. The challenge is remembering all the Pokémon.

Pokémon Sun & Moon – Honest Game Trailer

There’s an irony in the sunniest entries in the Pokémon series having the most dour Honest Game Trailer. Because after 800ish trips to the proverbial Pokémon Name Rater, you might not want to turn the background music up too.

And we’ve got ALL the prior Honest gifts. Right. Here.

Pokémon Generations [Full Series]

Further to the previous post, watch the playlist above to enjoy the full series of Pokémon Generations. Or as I like to call it, ‘The Adventures of Looker and Friends’.

Pokémon X & Y – Honest Game Trailer

“If they keep making them, I’ll keep posting them.” -myself, honest trailer script writers & whomever reposts this entry.

Have no idea what the fuss is about and wanna catch on what the hell is going on? Click here!