The Compulsive Squire

Where Outstanding Humour Meets Desperate Boredom

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Splatoon Achievements 2

You saw the first. You saw the get help guide. You saw the time they ripped apart the rulebook and made their own game. But would he ever do it again? Behold.


Link Getting Beaten Up

It’s dangerous to go alone. No, really it is.

Breath of the Wild – Game Boy Color Demake

The entire map is almost as big as the original Game Boy.

Breath of the Wild is the greatest game of all time

Now that you’ve been caught up, here’s a video on the Legend of Zelda’s latest outing. Some imagery viewers may find confusing but rest assured, everything said in this video is inscrutable.

15 Ways Super Mario Odyssey is the new Sonic 2K6

If you’ve been wondering where Nintendo get all their ideas from, look no further.