My YouTube: Stuart Edge

So it’s one of those days. You’re out. The sun is up. You’re on your way to the spot. You’re cool. Socially erudite. And feeling good. You’re enjoying the life any attractive, humbly confident yet confidently humble, with-the-in-crowd-in-an-ironic-kind-of-way would. Someone taps you on the back. They’re super cute. They’re innocent looking. But they’ve a mysterious glint behind deep blue eyes.

You notice them readjust their backpack. You notice the arm strap covered in the pin badges of all your favourite tv shows. You notice the slightly old band around their wrist, supporting that charity you donate to. You notice your stolen smile after a glance of quiet temptation before they ask you if you’d like to kiss them. Would you? You’re cool, right? Would you? Hm? You would?…

Now if you want to see the residents of sunny, sunny [enter unrealistically sunny US state] pull that interesting mixture of horror and arousal in a single facial expression, you need to see Stuart Edge’s series of kissing and romance prank videos. I promise laughs, sympathetic awes and not a single Breaking Bad pin to be seen for miles.