The Compulsive Squire

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My YouTube: Yotam Perel


Once in a sailor moon the internet produces a pure talent. A being who puts the ‘range’ in ‘strange’, the ‘voice’ in ‘unconventional’ (might have to rearrange for that one) and the ‘weird’ in ‘what a freakin’ weirdo’. A star with the comic timing, conviction of self and clinical insanity needed to make it to the top of Youtube subscriber lists across the globe. We’re talking subscriber numbers achieved by Harry Partridge, Egoraptor and TomSka. Just ignore the fact that their hard work is completely dwarfed in popularity by David Guetta.

Regardless, it’s my esteemed honor to introduce to you the future no. 5 on the internet ‘weird crush’ list. A man with the appearance and disposition of an anxious sitcom writer in a jewfro. A dude with a voice more sexually repressed than Michael Cera (I mean you’d think that’d make him even a little hesitant to voice 99% of his parts). Ladies and Gentlemen, Yotam Perel.
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My YouTube: ADHD

ADHD is the answer to the question, “what would happen if nostalgia took acid?”. It’s a concept that, in itself, breaks all agreed notions of reality & conduct. Yet somehow it stirs a deep curiosity to see just what would happen. Minds as disturbed as the animators behind ADHD would be sectioned from normal folk in literally any other time period and spacial location. Here, FOX gives them a late night national TV slot. And, almost as if to mock generations of eccentrics, quarantined from regular society for wondering what it’d be like if trees could talk, ADHD are creating extra content just for the world wide web. It’s like if Lady Gaga started making music videos for Azealia Banks.
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Every 7 Seconds

The urge to include any less than savoury images must have been bigger than a pair of Double Ds

The urge to include any less than savoury images must have been bigger than a pair of Double Ds

It’s like 24 only if Jack Bower were stroking a constant semi.