The Compulsive Squire

Where Outstanding Humour Meets Desperate Boredom

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Breath of the Wild is the greatest game of all time

Now that you’ve been caught up, here’s a video on the Legend of Zelda’s latest outing. Some imagery viewers may find confusing but rest assured, everything said in this video is inscrutable.


Basically Legend of Zelda

“Zelda spends most of her time…cashing royalty cheques from her successful franchise”…so…this.

Zelda Characters as Zodiac Signs

SCORPIO – Skull Kid
“You burn brighter than just about anyone, but you sometimes don’t realize you’re setting everything on fire.”


Zelda Milk

Legend has it that in an early draft of Smash Bros, this was Link’s Side + B.


The Hero of Rhyme

2nd only to the best Zelda rap EVER.