The Compulsive Squire

Where Outstanding Humour Meets Desperate Boredom

Tag Archives: battle

Yu-Gi-No

If you ever wondered what’d be like if MissingNo. expanded into children’s card game, oh boy, you’re about to see something special.

Darth Vader vs Buzz Lightyear

Nukazooka, at it again with the most one-sided space battle since I brought out my level 100 Rayquaza to take on a Clefairy.

The 5 Stages of Assassin’s Creed IV

What do we do with the drunken sailor? What do we do with the drunken sailor? What do we do with the drunken sailor-! …Listen to any worries and concerns he may be feeling.

Pokemon GO Gets Too Real

10 years old’s make the best pokemon trainers because they can order a powerful lightning attack on a being that’s already broken all it’s limb without any sense of remorse or stopping.

Super Mario Rocket League

There’s a beauty in taking the citizens of the mushroom kingdom, and the beautiful game, and creating something that somehow has even less rules than Mario Smash Football.