The Compulsive Squire

Where Outstanding Humour Meets Desperate Boredom

Mission Impawssible

Loïc Bourgeois just looked at Illumination Entertainment’s ‘The Secret Life of Pets‘, and asked it to hold their beer.


Link Getting Beaten Up

It’s dangerous to go alone. No, really it is.


Harris Fagotto AKA Cosmopoliturtle, has taken several well-known and beloved pocket monsters, and re-imagined them in a creatively colourful art style, looking someway towards a modern day Aztec or Mayan hieroglyph. Brought to my attention by Dorkly, Cosmopoliturtle’s work can be found on DeviantArt, Tumblr or even Harris Fagotto’s own professional website. And if there’s any ironic justice, soon to be discovered on the recently unearth inner walls of an ancient stone temple in Indonesia.

Why I Hate Religion, But Love Jesus

Jefferson Bethke performs a powerfully eloquent spoken word poem, on his outlook on the differences between the practices of the christian church, and the teachings of Jesus Christ. These thought-provoking words should now make it clear what is God’s gift to the world. Millennials.

The Cursed Thirst

From the makers of PokéParody, comes a deep descent into the clandestine innermost depths…of a man with a cup for a head.